Friday, March 12, 2010

Disclaimer

It has come to my attention that I may have offended someone's senses. Therefore, I am posting this disclaimer to allay any future attacks on my veracity.


Heretofore and up to now, this blogger hosted weblog has had to rely exclusively on the blanket disclaimer provided for by the corporate body of blog*spot addresses. While this corporate disclaimer is usually sufficient to protect a blogger from liability, it falls short when dealing with inherently offensive content, websites with a mind of their own, and authors who are excessively paranoid about being dragged into court. With the above firmly borne in mind, I submit the following weblog disclaimer:
The views expressed by the author of this blogspot do not necessarily reflect the views of this website. Comments made by others on this blogspot are the sole responsibility of the writers and the writers will take full responsibility, liability, and blame for any libel or litigation that results from something written in or as a direct result of something written in a comment.

Therefore the host of this blog cannot verify the accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of authors comments, and are not guaranteed. Although it may claim otherwise, the website does not offer legal, medical, psychiatric, veterinary, gynecological, archaeological, astronomical, astrological, ontological, paleontological, philosophical, axiological, audiological, bacteriological, mineralogical, criminological, terminological, dermatological, ecclesiastical, campanological, phrenological, phonological, technological, hematological, campanological advice. The website may link readers of this blog to content that is obscene, prurient, useless, hate-filled, poisonous, pornographic, frivolous, empty, rotten, bad, disgusting, hostile, repulsive, virulent, or infectious. This blogspot in no way condones, endorses or takes responsibility for such content.
This disclaimer covers content, comments, links, government and local laws, jurisdiction, communications methods, prisoners access to and from jails, women at risk of becoming or are pregnant, and even lawyers.

Should you wish to complain, please do not impugn the author; contact your local bar association, legal society, neighborhood association of jurists, medical board, county hospital, phone book, online directory, local emergency number in your jurisdiction, your mother or father, or Google to find or obtain a referral to a competent professional.

If you do not have reasonable means of contacting an attorney-at-law, lawyer, civil law notary, barrister, solicitor, medical professional, coroner or any other professional in the area of your inquiry, meaning you are an orphaned, computer-illiterate social hazard, please exit this blogspot window and get your life in order.
MHP

1 comment:

  1. Mel, you did not offend my senses but I surely hope I did not offend yours. I was reading some of the sites I follow on my blog recently and thought, "I haven't heard from Mel in a long time." Then it dawned on me - I never linked to your blog. All is fixed now, so keep posting and I'll be following!

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